Category Archives: The Ritual Misery Podcast

The Ritual Misery Podcast is a conversation of two life-long friends and military veterans talking about gadgets, tech news, geek culture, and military life in an easy-going, simple to follow format. The podcast is aimed at tech-savvy family-oriented self-identified geeks interested in contemporary tech topics, news, and random geekery.

Mark and Amos Share The D (w/ @Mark_Jelinek) – ЯMP 217

Sweaty ass is better than shitty ass,

but teamwork makes the D work.


Links:

Quiz Receipts: Google (yeah, Kent just looked the shit up)

WScottis1 named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

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Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Skype and Driving Don’t Mix – ЯMP 216

Kent is mostly Amosless.

But he isn’t completely Squidless or Skypeless.

 


Links:

MJ Snow named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Mark Jelinek!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

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Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Ritual McCoys – ЯMP 215

We’re not overly mean…

just less than accommodating.


Links:

Quiz Receipts: National Public Radio, Radiotopia

Big Voice Jay named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Maybe Mark Jelinek?

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Ed is Dead – ЯMP 214

We all did weird shit in Korea.

Well, what we remember of it anyway.


Links:

Quiz Receipts: Game of Thrones Quiz | the guardian

MJ Snow named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Amos Explains It All – ЯMP 213

Don’t Schnitzel your wiener…

unless you want an infection in your bootyhole.


Links:

Quiz Receipts: List of most-subscribed YouTube channels

BigVoiceJay named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Then a Little Man Pops Out the Window – ЯMP 212

Thursday naps are a thing

…at least that’s what we tell ourselves.


Links:

Quiz Receipts: List of Sonic the Hedgehog characters, List of Mega Man characters

Squid named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Squashed Cock – ЯMP 211

It’s still ‘Thrones season…

so we check in on the haps in other news.


Links:

Quiz Receipts: Snopes Junk News, Huffpost Weird News

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Why’s My $h!+ Different? – ЯMP 210

Is “chick dog” offensive?

No, really, Amos want’s to know.


Links:

Quiz Receipts: A Wiki of Ice and Fire

M Beam named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Basic Training: The Worst Gym Membership – ЯMP 209

Steps to producing a podcast:

Make sure the app is closed.


Links:

Quiz Receipts: 30 Crazy Facts about the U.S. Army | bestlife, 12 Facts You May Not Know About the Navy on its 240th Birthday | uso

WScottis1 named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Titanium Apples Are Better Than Oranges – ЯMP 208

Give Us a shot, I mean watch Us, I mean…oh never mind.

I do strive to keep a tepid mind.


Links:

Kent went to Las Vegas:


Quiz Receipts: Fun Apple Facts, 40 Fun Facts About Oranges

DeuceGoneWild named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Join our Discord!

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

‘Trail of Drool’ Is Our Metallica Cover Band(w/ @MrAnthropology) – ЯMP 207

We answer the question on everyone’s mind…

Are Dads Disposable?


Links:

Quiz Receipts: 7 facts about American dads | Pew Research Center

Squid named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Kent Returns!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Gimme Some Pie, Dammit! – ЯMP 206

It rare that we get the chance to record on a such a geeky day…

So we present you with The Ritual Misery Pi Podcast!


Links:

Quiz Receipts: Pie Facts and Trivia | foodreference.comPie Trivia | poemavencom.ipage.com

BadWeave named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Rich Stroffolino!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!

Sponsor: GeekNGamerGear.com (use offer code ritualmisery for 10% off your first order)

  • Support us by clicking any of the links on this page and pick up your very own RMP swag here!

See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

ЯMP Info Wars – ЯMP 205

Conspiracy theories give Amos a chub…

and twist Kent’s Kahlee Fleur ear.


Links:

Receipts:

j0atm0n named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Lando Honey, I’m Dying Here (w/ @sascienne) – ЯMP 204

Ritual Misery: A Star Wars Story

 


Links:

Receipts:

Acornesque named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Amos returns!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!


See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

If You Suck At Mario, You Suck At Life – ЯMP 203

Amos discovers the roots of his anime-osity…

thanks to Aggretsuko


Links:

Reciepts:

BadWeave named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Amos is out of town!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!

Sponsor: GeekNGamerGear.com (use offer code ritualmisery for 10% off your first order)

  • Support us by clicking any of the links on this page and pick up your very own RMP swag here!

See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Willie Fisterbottum (w/ @Krunchy89) – ЯMP 202

We explore the backside of travel…

naturally, Krunchy brings the lube!


Links:

Reciepts:

M_Beam named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!

Sponsor: GeekNGamerGear.com (use offer code ritualmisery for 10% off your first order)

  • Support us by clicking any of the links on this page and pick up your very own RMP swag here!

See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

Pixelated Misery – ЯMP #201

Is Kent into Russian ASMR…

or is that just a really bad commercial?


Links:

Game receipts: The 100 Best Advertising Taglines Ever

Squid named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!

Sponsor: GeekNGamerGear.com (use offer code ritualmisery for 10% off your first order)

  • Support us by clicking any of the links on this page and pick up your very own RMP swag here!

See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

ЯMP – Ep 200: One Does Not Simply Retire From Bureaucracy

We celebrate our 200th episode…

by muting our guest.


Links:

Kruge named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!

Sponsor: GeekNGamerGear.com (use offer code ritualmisery for 10% off your first order)

  • Support us by clicking any of the links on this page and pick up your very own RMP swag here!

See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

ЯMP – Ep 199: phanTay of the Awkpera (w/ @TheTayAllyn)

Kent can’t find his d*ck…

and that’s the least awk part of this episode!


Links:

M_Beam named this week’s episode!

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: EPISODE 200!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!

Sponsor: GeekNGamerGear.com (use offer code ritualmisery for 10% off your first order)

  • Support us by clicking any of the links on this page and pick up your very own RMP swag here!

See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod

ЯMP – Ep 198: OLED Eyegasms (w/ @richardgunther)

3 heads, 2 plugs…

and all we got for Christmas was a so-so podcast.


Links:

M_Beam named this week’s episode!

Receipts:
https://pubquizquestionshq.com/categories/2018

We record this show live every Thursday at 7pm Pacific on diamondclub.tv and twitch.tv/ritualmisery.

Check out our dctvPedia page (special thanks to j0atm0n)

Next week: Just the two of us!

Our Patrons kick ass! Thank you so much!

Sponsor: GeekNGamerGear.com (use offer code ritualmisery for 10% off your first order)

  • Support us by clicking any of the links on this page and pick up your very own RMP swag here!

See Kent’s favorite beers: ratebeer.com or on Untappd

Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

Watch every episode on YouTube

Like us on Facebook! Email us: podcast@ritualmisery.com

Join the conversation on our Reddit: ritualmisery.reddit.com

Or just call us and leave a voicemail: (567) 698-7672


Of course, credit where it’s due:
“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
@kmacleod